I felt silly ordering almost every single appetizer on the menu, and also I just wanted something else, so we both ordered burgers. My little blue cheese polenta tot ordered "the crunchy" with fried prosciutto, parmesan crisp, potato chips, garlic mayo, and mustard pickle. I ordered the "veg-a-tron" with a housemade veggie patty, cucumber, arugula and crumbled feta. You can actually order any burger with a, frankly ridiculous, amount of patties including beef, chicken, seafood, house veggie burger, or a beyond burger (however this is literally $6.50 extra, jesus christ) which is a nice touch for us herbivores. You can get fries with the burgers and I'm pretty certain I ordered sweet potato fries and only got regular but I stupidly deleted the email so we will never know.
The patty itself was tasty but the overall burger was disappointing. It's hard to say whether it was actually subpar or whether all of the slutty apps we ordered (pretzel bites, fries) were more memorable in comparison. Either way, I would hazard to guess that their actual meat burgers are better.